I thought I'd start this for fun!! So think of all the little niggles your starlet has, the things that make it a starlet, the annoying bits, the the bits that make it stand out. Basically the sentence has to start "you know you have a starlet when..." and then you finish off the sentence yourself. Let me start: You know you have a starlet when some one says they like your kitted micra... You know you have a starlet when you get saxo drivers trying to race you..