Things you can only say at christmas

[paulgtt]

1) I prefer breast to leg

2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

3) Smother the butter all over the breast

4) If I donâ??t undo my trousers I will burst

5) Iâ??ve never seen a better spread

6) Iâ??m in the mood for a bit of dark meat

7) Are you ready for seconds yet?

Its a little dry do you still want to eat it?

9) Just wait your turn you will get some

10) Donâ??t play with your sausage

11) Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go

12) I didnâ??t expect everyone to come at the same time

13) How long will it take after you put it in?

14) You will know its ready when it pops up

15) Just pull the end and wait for the bang

16) I am so full Iâ??ve been gobbling nuts all morning

17) I do like a good stuffing

18) Wow I donâ??t think I can handle that, its the biggest bird Iâ??ve ever seen

[Bildo]

haha, brilliant.

[Sparky]

ROFL

[Lewis_GTT]

LMAO ..... very funny mate

[Mart]

LOL