Xmas Jokes

[Sparky]

The night before christmas all through the house,

We were all fu*ked, even the mouse.

Dad at the brothel, mum with uncle Frank,

I'd settled down for a nice slow w*nk.

Outside the house i heard a right clatter,

I let go of my c*ck to see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn i saw a big d*ck,

I knew right away it was old St Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,

The big fat f*cker, i think he fell.

He filled our stockings with sweets and with beer,

And a big rubber c*ck for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,

The big fat c*nt blew the house apart.

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,

Shoutin' i'll be back next year, have a hell of a night.

Happy Christmas!