Lower Math, This equation should be taught to all students!

[Idrees]

(Just nicked this from another forum!)

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T you V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-you-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And:

B-you-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will get you.....

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.......its Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top. ;)

[Fogdoggydog]

F-O-G-D-O-G-G-Y-D-O-G

6-15-7-4-15-7-7-25-4-15-7

= 112%

Go me!

[Sparky]

S-P-A-R-K-Y

19+16+1+18+11+25=90

That sucks ;)

[Mikey Jay]

M-I-K-E-Y-J-A-Y

13+9+11+5+25+10+1+25

= 99%

Not too bad.

Sums me up well I reckon ;)