SpeedFreak

Was the last person to post yesterday on this topic!

Sleeper shitters are the best! Cause everyone always thinks they are going to be shit, then the end up fooking quick! This one is mad!

I had semi-slicks on mine when I first got the car, still got them on the rear and they have passed 2 Mots.

Got that right!

CHRISTMAS PARTY FROM: Pauline, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1st November 2005 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...please feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if the MD shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00p.m. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift sho

Is confused

I know, some are just clean freaks! I personally am against cleaning everything 4 times over!

I went to another Shell garage last night, and V was £1.06p now!! I nearly frikken wet myself!

Should be able to guess!

Yup I get emails about PM's. I thought you had to sign up to get replies to topics emailed.

Messy man!!

Welcome to UKSC!

^^^ I find that word funny too! So you must be a freak too!

Take your time.

Needs to let me have a pimp stick too!

I would be big-headed if I commented on this.... Maybe we need a porn section...LOL! Pornhub for the winz!

You are slooowww!

You can't be serious!!!

I can be both!

Im the joke queen!!

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe'

Well check u out!

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting