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andy.i

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  1. its some road, once you get to the top what a foooookin view! and just imagine lots of starlets roaring up the valley mmmmhmmm yeah cummon nikki get the finger out and pass your test!
  2. 1. Enzo 2. Gary (EP91STARLET) 3. Nikki (babynikz) 4. andy what bout inverness then a rasp over to applecross? the road is absolutely amazing, highest mountain pass the uk i think?
  3. wait are learner allowed on dual carridge ways?
  4. falkirk wheel?
  5. defo a saturday nikki then
  6. i did aviemore?
  7. i always like to tap the brakes so the light comes on and they shit themseleves when they are right up your arse!
  8. get them cheaper than that nikki, my mate got a set for £30 but then again remember they are all pratically illegal ;)
  9. mhmm i want an intercooler think my turbo is about to give up the ghost as the dump valve is propper pissing out oil everytime it dumps......
  10. hmm your right sounds a tad shanice at the moment, like a turkey gobbling
  11. mmhmm i want some turbo chatter!
  12. nice one mate, i really need to get my finger out and start buying stuff for the car and not whisky what dump valve is that your running?
  13. more pics
  14. pulled tonight..........................a dirty slut
  15. 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing.
  16. andy.i

    Computer help!

    as kennedy says, there should be an error code when it goes blue at the top somewhere, type that into google and see what it says
  17. andy.i

    Computer help!

    i had that, took me ages to find out what it was, but in the end it was something to do with a shagged ram stick!
  18. got one already horndogs had a good laugh at it once thank fook haha
  19. hahaha ok ok i didnt take the riggers in, maybe thats why
  20. did that yesterday..................and i was told to call the helpline.....which i can confirm is in india somewhere!
  21. ive just done that, the lady said i was "very likely" to get my money back........but in 7-10 working days when i dont need it! i need it now grrr
  22. he didnt tell me that bit !!
  23. £150 for wheel nuts......... they dont keep you on the road....id get some better tyres and save a few £££££££ (but i am mr sensible)
  24. another 10 months at least mate, maybe more, got done for aggressive acceleration which was absolute bollox, all i did was go from 20 to 30 in 2nd. undercover horndawgs as well, and said they could of charged me with careless driving and all that (no idea why tho), but i stood my ground and got an asbo! what worrys me is that he said if i get another asbo my car is seized!
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