bob set out to collect some money from bills. he walked up to a house and knocked the door. the woman answered, so he asked for the money he was owed. The woman said " im sorry but im abit short this month, but is there anyother way we can work this out??" bob thought for a moment, then the woman suggestes sexual favours, so bob agrees. they set of to the bed room and undress, the woman is delighted as she watchs bob pulls out his penis, as it is the largest she has ever seen. bobs reaches into his pocket and starts putting washers over his penis, the woman says " what you doing bob? you dont have worry, i can take it!!" bob replies "Not for a fiver you wont!!"