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A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

He shouts 'This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!' and proceeds

to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off

his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head

and shouts. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'.

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and

goes over and shoots him in the head also.

'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around.

There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard

from a distant corner.....

'I think my wife caught a glimpse....'

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