Sparky Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 The night before christmas all through the house,We were all fu*ked, even the mouse.Dad at the brothel, mum with uncle Frank,I'd settled down for a nice slow w*nk.Outside the house i heard a right clatter,I let go of my c*ck to see what was the matter.Out on the lawn i saw a big d*ck,I knew right away it was old St Nick.He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,The big fat f*cker, i think he fell.He filled our stockings with sweets and with beer,And a big rubber c*ck for my brother the queer.He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,The big fat c*nt blew the house apart.He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,Shoutin' i'll be back next year, have a hell of a night.Happy Christmas! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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