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Few random jokes!


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-They say having sex is the same as running for eight miles. Now my question is, who the fuck can run eight miles in thirty seconds?

-I like my women how i like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

- I hate it when shows censor bad language, replacing it with the word 'beep'. Surely it would be funnier to hear what Roadrunner actually says to Wiley Kyote.

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