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Glanza-Love

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  1. shoot all types
  2. barraka bama tells..
  3. barrel rolled a
  4. whilest gall played
  5. sparky hiding the..
  6. vastly huge amounts
  7. previous attempts were
  8. held farts like
  9. dam fubar'd engines!! glad to hear your still at the modding wallace the car looks the bombay!!!!
  10. jeezzz man i was too busy wit my holl... let me read this..
  11. lmao new start.... BACK IN THE....
  12. THE BIG END!!!! soo em heres the story... One day I went to the pub and bought a pint and pack of nuts with some of my mums money which i stole because i wanted to get wasted and then go play with donkeys and a badger with two spoons and a fork and started spooning with occaisional forking then i got far to horny and then realised Raje had rudely touched my penis so i grabbed his breasts to heighten the pleasure but just then someone walked in and pushed their... their lips on raje's breasts which make his nipples pert and erect but he still drives a Datsun and thinks galliano is a cock THE WORLD THEN fell over, so what happens next? What actually happened was, when the world fell over and spat the spoons and forks at a pigeon the all died so so random but it had a hidden meaning that nobody knew.. apart from you apart from you so i swallowed the red pill which turned me into a rhinoceros which made me squash my starlet so i cried like a girl to my mummy who said that i was naughty and gave me lots of punishment now, i am so very sore after an*l from my rear end after this i got really sick and realised an*l from Ecksjay is too damn harsh but ill still tounge a badger while giving out pink rape tablets to fickle pre-pubescant aids infested little bunnies that like hard insertion of various power tools and ecksjay's penis right into their waiting fur covered earholes and their gonna love it In other news i just wana slap an elephant on the trunk with a massive Chunk of cheese! which went in his ass previously Dr. House watched as it was rampaging Eckjays bum then suddenly it realised that he sun was exploding which isn't fun but can still touch a badger in the manner befitting of Ecksjay but then the Spoon and Fork Liberation Front marched to the depths of Satans Kitchen So then I had a massive rubber, floppy, pink elephant, which I sat on to get a better view to do a bit of dogging with ecksjay whilst pieing a slutty pink elephant it was good to watch, but realised i had a gummy bear lodged in my left nostrel, this was put there by a weird looking man called PEDRO! and he... says "Que?", as he cannot speak Poor poor Pedro. Pedro works in a condom factory which burnt down on his wife's for goats who big, hairy, smelly rat who looks good in silk and latex outfits which she uses to clean up old motorbike engines and Wotsits packets needing to be affixed to a big hairy monster called Bob Widdershins He then decicded to kiss speedfreak on the medulla-oblongata but still had to please her Aunties new socks came in handy when playing with ecksjay' little willy while giving pie to an Orc In exhange for lots of money but still backfired in his pants he's now covered in love juice and squeezy marmite with a hint of dangle berries which belong to ricks left tescticle said sharee blair the winey mouthed wrinkly old bag boys, fucking well done. who's a prostitute of upper class society, she's still cheating on Tony with Gordon Brown all day long! forgetting that Gordon fancied bumming tony during the week but now she has become confused, shit the bed and went to the quik-e mart to buy smack my bitch up because she loves the Prodigy who fancies Rick's little and hairy women who fart constantly on hes face and inhales deeply passes lovemiester the.. lube, for a interesting moment of anal fun with Galliano & Josie. instantly the team banded together for a banterous banter on the subject that caused a massive argument between Galliano And Glanza_love Over who takes josie home ( ? ) , but blue bear became a in-famous star so they left Josie
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  14. lol i forgot to put up i was goin... had to do a bit of a rush off job lol
  15. a banterous banter
  16. instantly the team
  17. i did thankies shell ;) its good to be back home. when did the engine go pop wallace
  18. lol i aint goin near it until i have all nesicary parts bro dont you worry lol but if you wanna push my funds on feel free matey ;) donations are welcomes!
  19. interesting moment of
  20. 5 plus one dwarf?? lmao nah kiddin! yup yup!!! I R BACK!!!!! HOME TO NOW DEVOUR THE TD04 MONSTER!!!! Payments shall commence next month!!! for stuff! .. adrian flux say i gota pay one more payment next month ... MOFO's but i shall be buying new parts non the less!!! think ill buy my oil and water lines also my injectors next month.. ooo also i need to buy tax lol yeh and a service but that dont cost muches ;) so next month payments...! Oil & Water Lines Injectors Tax Service Your evil Paul
  21. hey hey welcome along matey! ;) very nice choice in car... find a nice one and take good care of it and it will take care of you if you dont we will hunt you down and hurt you like you hurt the car!!! lol just kidding.. but realy dont hurt it lol
  22. no... the sticker on the cambelt cover is actualy when the belt SHOULD be changed.. not when it was.. and if its the mick.. i know of you sure as hell have no worries about the cambelt just yet with them miles your car has mate lol Rosco.
  23. ;) heyar peoples... i been away in maga for the last week and im now home so who missed me solve quick questions.. no i dont look like a darky and no i didnt get any of the ladies.. i was far to drunk for that to happen
  24. passes lovemiester the..
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