The Viking god THOR comes to earth and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a hairlip. Monday morning he says to the woman "I, am THOR" to which she replies "your thor? i can hardly pith"
its from 2003 or so, and i know its frilly, but being brought up by mum only, its kinda stuck with me in the family as a Celine Dion listener at the moment im listening to (suprise suprise) If Walls Could Talk - Celine Dion