Galliano

im really eager to see the outcome, as its alot of inspiration for me and my 5efe

needs paint and bolting

i LOQ'd

haha

well guys, little johnny has had a fair amount of adventures i nthe joke world.. so i thought a full dedicated topic to the little sod.. post up all the Little Johnny jokes here il start us off.. Little Johnny walks into his dads room only to find his dad putting on a condom in preperation to have sex with his wife. In a desperate attempt to hide his erection from his son, his father suddenly rises as to look under the bed. Johnny curiously asks "what you doing dad?" to which his father quickly replies "im sure i just saw a rat run under the bed", Johnny says "well what were ya gonna do? screw it?" Little Johnny's mum tought Johnny to go to the toilet by numbers. 1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your tackle. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do the business. 5. Shake it. 6. Pull the skin forward. 7. Put the tackle away. 8. Close fly. She often checked on him and hear 12345678 and was pleased with his progress untill one day she was passing his bedroom and heard 3 6 3 6 3 6 3 6 3 6

shit, joey, dont do that i thought you meant Mikey had ended it and you were getting revenge or something.. dear god dont scare me like that!

likes never mind the buzzcockz

FOR FUCKS SAKE! god these people cant take a joke. if he meant it visciously he would of said it visciously. this has totally pissed me off, the caravan association dont throw a paddy when he says they are old and slow and clog up the roads. how pathetic can people get now?? its like when theres an advert on TV and it shows a little baby walking, the boring twats ring up and say "theres a baby with only a nappy on, get it off tv" and within minutes that advert is removed, its pathetic. and they shouldnt be blaming clarkson, if it was meant visciously they would of cut that bit out wouldnt they?!

nice one chap,

lawl, really think Enzo should grant dildo the news section

noticed the other day that when she pulls someones willy back, theres another willy inside

is always mistaken...

i heard about this.. now who, might i add, hangs god damn curtains in the nude?!

lovely photos buddy, looking goooooood

so so so very true. @ defect, why arent plastic bins enough?

did the lady and the tramp spaghetti kiss with me i mean, with love, yes, love.

aww dude that sucks anal! get the old dials back in

Kinda like the Knife Amnesty, who with a mind of a murderer, would volentarily hand in their knives? and following what Ryno quoted, how is there going to be an emergency with a fuckin bin? "ooh i dont know what hole to put my chip bag in.. oooh nooo" pfft - 30 grand wasted if you ask me.

weighs slightly more than a nissan micra - costs 5 times as much..

shook the hand of the Queen?

have they not got anything better to do ?? how much of a difference is it going to make to have a bin that absorbs bombs.. we need buildings that are bomb proof, tits

secretly loves sparky and me

now Geo... im quite intreagued to see how many starlets youve had, and what youve done with em

wishes, dreams, and begs... me

ive met Steve Bully from the local radio station.. and Laura from said station drops her daughter off at my school every morning. otherwise, i regularly see Kate O'Mara (sp) (she was in Bad Girls a few years back) in the bank or generally in town