Kennedy

Back fire?

Can i take them please mate..and the clips aswell. Can i pay by my debit card/cheque rather than paypal?

Unfortunatly not..got a pic of the size though? I was busy last night but when i get in tonight i'll get the size for you..the 1 i got was a straight fit..was abit longer but fitted the bracket spot on.

A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except the Voodoo Penis!' The husband said 'The what?' The man repeated 'The Voodoo Penis.' The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. 'Voodoo Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband immediately bought it. He took it home to his wife, and after the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Voodoo Penis, my crotch.' The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to send it back to its box! So she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said 'I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got a Voodoo Penis stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right... Voodoo Penis, my ass!'

No problem mate..might be goin past where i got mine from, think it cost me £47 could see if they can deliver 1 if you want?

I'll get a pic tonight for you and see if theres a size anywhere

Quality..i love it when people pick on the wrong person

^^mine was the same size as the origional..can get a pick if need be? I just went to the local independent car parts place n asked for a starlet battery..i looked in halfords aswell n they were the same size (just double the price)

^^replaced mine just before christmas and it had the origional panasonic. I made the mistake of getting the one with the bigger terminals on though haha

I had a problem with mine not boosting properly.. looked at the spark plugs and a couple of them had a tiny bit of water on them..dried it all out n that solved my problem..might b worth you looking at??

stop the glanza either i'm blind or that wasnt a glanza haha

Ok mate thanks

gutted

^^ok thanks mate..i'll be ordering some of these of you soon

Hi mate, I'm after a set of headlight but i will need the clips/screws etc to fix them on/adjust aswell how much would that be Thanks

lmfao that made me laugh

Spot on once again Sheekey The bushes arrived this morning

They have arrived..spot on mate i'll leave some feedback in the feedback area

Thanks Mate..i'll let you know when they arrive

Wouldnt mind looking at sum pics when you give it a go

What i rekon would look quite smart..if the glanza badge at the front of the 96 bumper would glow..or is that what you mean?

If its done right i think it could look quite smart

You could probably do it yourself to be honest mate

Payment Sent

Cool..I'll have 2 send payment tonight when i get in from work Is paypal ok?