MattyCD

my instructor told me a story back when he worked for BSM and an instructor and learner were swapping places and the learner jumped in, started engine and drove off before the instructor got in and they found it burnt out a couple miles away shouldnt laugh but i found it funny when he told me

i seen one on ebay 5 minutes since, i'll get you the link. Toyota one edit: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TOYOTA-SEAT-COVER-CE...t=1218753337500 is that what you were after?

and you've been wondering how girls pass their tests

and another one take a bit of paper and when he marks your score at the end, mark his score for how he tested you, telling him if he passed or failed.

who knows, we'll find out got another one when he gets in, ask him "Where To, Mate?"

Or call at a friends house to pick something up

i'd be tempted to say whilst i was driving "oh did i tell you i suffer from a sleep condition where i.. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!" it gets funnier everytime i imagine myself doing that with a 50/60 year old tester

found this while seriously looking for some info on your driving test. had me in stitches (its american though but still funny) * Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. * Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!" * Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one. * Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of Saran Wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat. * When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake. * When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops!" * Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?" * After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. * Fill your car with beer bottles. * Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test. * In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner. * Swear at everybody on the road. * When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and fourth between the person next to you at the lights, lean forward, grind your teeth and make animal noises

driving instructor, thats if he or she is qualified to do it. mine will be easy, he'll just mark it off for me because he is sorted

if i was you Josie, i'd get my theory test booked in for or slightly after my birthday which i should of done myself instead of doing lessons first, few days revision and you can get it passed.

im deffo gonna do it so i can insure a Glanza early next year.

Yes. you must hold a full UK license. Pass Plus dosen't have a "test" you pass by your instructor certifying you are competent enough.

I know man! the only thing that worried me was how boring hazard perception is, if i was driving i would of gone far faster lol

I Second that motion.

Personally i don't think a Polish Car would have very good engineering...

why? were you driving illegally before?

yeah guy who im getting my car off said to me, they will fail my practical first time just to make some money out of it.

bloody bad timing for my instructor to go on holiday but at least the starbo will be coming this weekend hopefully so i can keep up to date with my practice. soon as he gets back and i do another lesson, its getting booked for sure.

Powerflow Cat Back - £350 Powerflow Back Box - £100 thats only ones i know personally lol, would be cheaper to go to a registered installer, price includes welding etc

hey pace. Me and firsttoymota will happily rape your Rolla of all its parts if your replacing em

Just passed my theory test. While i was using the practice CD i didn't pass a single test. I got 43 out of 50 on multiple choice which is the pass mark which i didn't know I was seriously expecting to fail. My practical is gonna get booked in, in the next 2 weeks or so.

isn't there a slight chance of catching fire doing that?

i was told at school by my head of year a month before i was set to fail EVERYTHING in my GCSE's. my targets were to simply pass English, Maths and D&T. I ended up passing every subject at C grade (double science, double english etc) and a B in D&T i only failed Geography, with a G grade, because i live on the same street as my school, i came home at dinner and if i had geography, i'd stop home and play on the nintendo wii I was sacked/left my old job where i was doing a NVQ in Heating & Ventilation installation, they did alot of illegal stuff but i couldn't be bothered taking them to court. So im a first year apprentice yet again doing Electrical Controls installations, looks alot harder !

Nice. my starlet that im getting has got an almost identical scuff about 6 inches above where yours is. 1st time i went to see it, it was fine, then this past weekend, its scuffed.