Yup, as well as a vagina steering wheel - airbag looks like a newborn when it sets off that was amazing ive not laughed like that for ages !!! IVE HAD TO EDIT THIS 3 TIME I WAS GIGGLIN TO MYSELF SO MUCH lol
is that in clanville by andover (jerry simpson)noticed the rear window sticker ??? if u dont mind me asking just i no the garage well ,as there is a bog standard one there :-)
yer man lol thank fuck it aint just my place that gets them then if u do want parts and near basingstoke come see me at unipart and ill hook u up ( just dont ask for trade lol )
best one is ''ALRIGHT MATE CAN I HAVE A PRICE ON DISC IM A REGULER I NO JOHN'' i replie with ''john left 3 years ago '' as he did lol fucking retail price for that u stupid cunt or they ask for ''FULL CASH TRADE'' i say ''a price is a price do u haggle at tesco'' which they never no what to say
yep i get that all the time ! had some guy give me his reg once and it didn work then he told me he dont no nothing about computers lol which is irelevent to the fact he had his reg wrong lol or people who dont no there engine size how the fuck do they insure a car i dunno the reg or engine size lol wankers
yer im a chippy by trade but no work so i got a job in a parts place and ive never looked back at the building trade i get to sit on my arse and get same money as i used to working my tits off on sight all the time !!!! and scooby drivers are the worst type of idiot i get actual katerham drivers are they go ''I GOT A KIT CAR WILL U SELL PADS FOR IT ??'' so i replie do u no what brakes it has on it ? ( pretty simple question ) ''YER MATE DISCS ALL ROUND'' AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!1
they piss me off somthing rotten had some guy once refuse to tell me his reg as he said it was personal info ! its on the front of the car for fuck sake then asked for his name and post code to put on the invoice as its standard practice and he said no lol
i work in a parts place and i constantly get people cominn in asking me for a pads or a oil filter for there car which aint a problem but when i ask what car it is they replie '' THE RED ONE OUTSIDE'' i mean what the fuck yer i do a oil filter for a red car mate some people really are in a world of there own !!! any one else get this sorta shit
curtains are fucking rank done some bird once 23yrs old had 3 kids ( wernt my best idea ) gave grate head but went 3 fingers in dry !! couldn get it up either lol took me a hour was laughing so bad she didnt find it funny tho managed to finish tho lol