Joey

says the most random things ;)

;) heres a good one: It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, “What are you up to?” Alice smiles, “I'm going hunting with you!” Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along. They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.” Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer. But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away from my deer!” Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, “Get away from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire. Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, “Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!”

ah wicked car!

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awwww

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one Ian

haha true true, but do we really want to bring back the hanging thing??? I dont believe in it myself, as if the wrong person is convicted there is no going back. Also it would just make us even more like bloody america than we already are and rather than Bush and Blair, Bush would just talk Gallagher round to his way of thinking. Anyone agree??? (sorry i come from a family with strong views haha!)

what like us you mean haha

they arent all old people. I see a couple in the morning with young peeps in them hehe

woo UKSC calendar would be soo cool!

the cars are looking grand I must say

awww, hehe good april fool though haha!

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oo good meet

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Hey welcome to UKSC

Mod your toilet????? :lol: haha :lol: :lol:

Nothing special, just spent the day with Mikey Jay chillin out. hehe! (I know, my life is that interesting )

aww arent you the nice one Joz haha :lol:

Hey Greg, Im Jo. Welcome to the UKSC. Nice starlet you have there too

nice mix Enzo

Hey welcome to UKSC. Hope you enjoy the chats on here, can get quitre funny at times hehe.

deary me Mike you are stooping low with the car situation, asking people to donate hehe just kidding, love ya really