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waseemrafiq

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  1. A 93 year old man's sat on the curb crying

    Passerby asks "whats up?" The old man moans "I'm 93,married to a 21 year old swedish underwear model who wants sex

    twice before breakfast and lunch, once before tea and sucks me off twice again at night!" Passerby says "whats the problem?"

    The old man replies "I can't

    fucking remember where I live!"

  2. Mr Luckless, before I pass sentence, do you have anyone who could vouch for your good character?” asked the judge. “Yes, Your Honour, I do,” he replied. “Him over there” and he pointed to the local police officer. “But your Honour,” spluttered the officer, “I’ve never met this man in my life.” “Exactly,” exclaimed Mr Luckless, triumphantly. “I’ve lived in this town for twenty years and the police still don’t know me. Now doesn’t that show good character?!

  3. Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery!

    I agreed, and they were right.

    We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

  4. LOOOL mate this thred is like 2years old....the was sold to a guy called zane from sheffs and he just compleetly trashed it and now i hear a valeting guy has got it

    lool, i was looking at the date and thinking ive started it again. he had the car and put a glanza v bonnet and it looked alright. then he sold it to a local guy who completely thrashed it and didnt give a crap. he sold it about 6 months ago,and thats the last i saw of it :)

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