FIA true meaning

[Driver]

sorry if its a repost

stole from sheffcruise (cheers danneth)

FIA

Got a Ferrari?

Not quite good enough at driving?

Are the other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)

This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

- Anti overtaking assurance

Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Donâ??t worry, weâ??ll rule out the other party, even if itâ??s embarrassingly obvious that theyâ??re faster than you

- Exclusive access to a secret â??second laneâ?? in the pits

Just to make things a little bit easier weâ??ve arranged a private second lane , just for you

- Guaranteed world championship?

Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Donâ??t worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender â?? weâ??ll do the rest

-A bit strapped? Need extra cash?

Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.

- Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?

At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a â??blind eyeâ?? policy just for Ferrari drivers

- Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?

Itâ??s ok, as long as you didnâ??t hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in front of you

-A bit bored? Want some extra action?

With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities

- Not sure when you might need us next?

Relax. Check out our track record. Weâ??re confident that weâ??ll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

Ferrari International Assistance

Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

[MattyCD]

This is Roflmao worthy.

[Ryno]

saw this on another forum, pure class and probs true

[SiCaln]

rather humorous good work

[Sparky]

Something the FIA might need to look into

So true though

Going to be close for Lewy again this year