joe-ep91 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door."Take one of the bottles and drink it!""But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously."Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down."Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband......."Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiiK-SR Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 nice one not heard that before Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Hahaha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 lmfaooooo!!Thats genius!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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