Galliano Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 well guys, little johnny has had a fair amount of adventures i nthe joke world.. so i thought a full dedicated topic to the little sod..post up all the Little Johnny jokes here il start us off..Little Johnny walks into his dads room only to find his dad putting on a condom in preperation to have sex with his wife. In a desperate attempt to hide his erection from his son, his father suddenly rises as to look under the bed. Johnny curiously asks "what you doing dad?" to which his father quickly replies "im sure i just saw a rat run under the bed", Johnny says "well what were ya gonna do? screw it?"Little Johnny's mum tought Johnny to go to the toilet by numbers.1. Open your fly.2. Take out your tackle.3. Pull back the skin.4. Do the business.5. Shake it.6. Pull the skin forward.7. Put the tackle away.8. Close fly.She often checked on him and hear 12345678 and was pleased with his progress untill one day she was passing his bedroom and heard 3 6 3 6 3 6 3 6 3 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 lol I like the second one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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