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In the sun at the moment, they are having various comedians putting little jokes in on various pages...here are Jimmy Carr's..I think he is funny!

Britain faces crisis. I thought: What? were running out of faces?

IVE got a friend who told me that her new boyfriend looked like one of the Proclaimers. I said he cant. He either looks like both of them or neither of them.

A FRIEND came round to my house the other day and was so distressed that he was nearly in tears. He said: Ive got a lump on my testicle. I said: Thatll be your other testicle.

WHEN someone recommends a book to me and says its a page turner, I always think: Yeah, I know how books work.

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