Galliano Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 You know you are a true Jock if....... 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake 2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza fae the chippie 3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day 4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 5. Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin yer drink. 6. Ye see people wearin shell suits wi Burberry accessories - Pure Dead Class! 7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 8. Ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and know characters jist like him in yer ain family 9. Ye go tae Saltcoats because ye think its like gaun tae the ocean 10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words 11. Ye know whit haggis is made of and still like eating it. 12. Somedy ye ken his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin date. 13. Ye've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the church/Chapel 14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 15. Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure. 16. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 17. Ye actually understaun this and your gonnae send it tae yer pals. 18. Finally, you are 100% True Jock if you have ever said/heard these phrases: Hoos it hingin Clarty Boggin Cludgie Pished Get it up ye Wee beasties Erse bandit Amurny Away an bile yer heid Peely-wally Humphy backit Ba' heid Baw bag Dubble nugget And finally.... A wee Glesga wummin goes intae a Butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is staunin haunds ahint his back, wi his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wummin checks oot the display case and asks: 'Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher 'Its jist ma hauns ah'm heatin.'How Many Understand? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Its just like talking to streetracer_starlet I understood it fine just imagined him saying it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garbla900 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 ill second that dont forget me to. just cant type it like that lol. i live down the road form street_racers mum and dad when he lived there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diamondnite Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 You know you are a true Jock if....... 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake 2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza fae the chippie 3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day 4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 5. Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin yer drink. 6. Ye see people wearin shell suits wi Burberry accessories - Pure Dead Class! 7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 8. Ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and know characters jist like him in yer ain family 9. Ye go tae Saltcoats because ye think its like gaun tae the ocean 10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words 11. Ye know whit haggis is made of and still like eating it. 12. Somedy ye ken his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin date. 13. Ye've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the church/Chapel 14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 15. Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure. 16. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 17. Ye actually understaun this and your gonnae send it tae yer pals. 18. Finally, you are 100% True Jock if you have ever said/heard these phrases: Hoos it hingin Clarty Boggin Cludgie Pished Get it up ye Wee beasties Erse bandit Amurny Away an bile yer heid Peely-wally Humphy backit Ba' heid Baw bag Dubble nugget And finally.... A wee Glesga wummin goes intae a Butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is staunin haunds ahint his back, wi his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wummin checks oot the display case and asks: 'Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher 'Its jist ma hauns ah'm heatin.'How Many Understand? Its a bra moon licht, the nicht min,? fit like min, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BoostJunkie Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Any one need translation let me know lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 lol fit like min Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarletRick Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 LOL WUT? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garbla900 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 lol some one nned to record them selfs saying it in another accent to see what it sounds like. that would be funny. i vote sparky welsh accent speaking glaswagian. many lol's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 You aint ready for it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BoostJunkie Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 lol some one nned to record them selfs saying it in another accent to see what it sounds like. that would be funny. i vote sparky welsh accent speaking glaswagian. many lol'sAye go sparky that would be quite funny lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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