Sparky Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 blonde looking for some extra cash, decides to hook on to "bob-a-job week"knocks on this house door and the husband answers.she says "have you got any DIY jobs need doing?????"he says..........."yeah, my porch needs painting, how about £50??"the blonde agrees, so the husband tells her the paint and brushes can be found in the garage having gone inside, the husband tells his wife that a nice blonde has agreed to paint the porch for £50 the wife replies........."£50????? does she know that the porch and veranda goes the whole way round the house????"the husband replied "don't care, £50...a deal is a deal"about 20 mins later, there another knock at the door........................it's the blonde again......... she says, " i finished painting your porch, and there was enough paint left over to give it a second coat"the guy was overwhelmed and handed over the £50 thinking it a good job done for a well cheap price having taken the £50...........the blonde said..............by the way, it's not a porch.........................................it's a lexus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 SUCKERRRRR blonde dumb - husband cheapskate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Newbe Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Ha i like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BenV Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 quality! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan507's E-Missus Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 glad i can't be included in these blonde jokes anymore xo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 You may aswell still be blonde, at least you HAD an excuse Only jokin xxx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan507's E-Missus Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 You may aswell still be blonde, at least you HAD an excuse Only jokin xxx Lmfaooo !!!dun get too cheeky.. i know where you live mind!!! xo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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