minxy Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Might be a repost but thought it was pretty amusing!Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, shehad a Wine Gum.He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm theone with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadburyturned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt herCream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurlyand Tic Tacs.Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him takea trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased ashe always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out ascream of Turkish Delight.When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar, it felt a bit Crunchie. Shewanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Waferslooked very appetizing.. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dipand finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.,Sadly 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out MissRowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 haha thats funny!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedFreak Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I like!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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minxy Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 Thouht some of you might appreciate it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starletraje Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 minxy, can i be your mr cadbury? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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