Galliano Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Halloween.... A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP..clappity-BUMP...on his heels, as the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.Bumping and clapping toward him.The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and, The coffin stops. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 thats quality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Lame but I Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 oh dear sam oh dear lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Coffin? Coughing? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Lame but i did laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 Coffin? Coughing?Well done Idrees... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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