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An Irish bloke was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.

â??Twenty quid.â?? she whispered.

Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decided what the hell, it's only twenty quid �� So they hid in the bushes.

They were going â??at itâ?? for a minute when, suddenly, a light flashed on them.

It was a police officer.

â??What's going on here, people?â?? asked the officer.

â??I'm making love to me wife!â?? the Paddy answered, sounding annoyed.

â??Oh, I'm sorry,â?? said the cop, â??I didn't know.â??

Then Paddy said ����

â??Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.â??

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