April Fools

[Blitz]

i ll start the ball rolling facebooks the best

put as my status

Ben: Great just found out that cold sore I got is facail herpes... Fantastic start to the month :/

Danielle:Did u not know that's what cold sores are?x

Ben:No I did not was laughing about it the other day oh and it's uncurable :/

Laura:Cheers Ben...now ive gota go doctors! You should've got checked! FFS! x

Ben:Laura i dunno what to say I'm sorry love, I know I ve really pissed you off aswell only gettin one x look give us a call if you get a spare couple of minutes and I ll tell you what the drs said I'm sorry babe but you ve probably got it now aswell xxxxx

fooled a fair few people, my mate laura was obviously in on it

Angered a fair few to when they said what you gonna do, and i said "share and share alike, cause im a really generous person" paha

[LukeSR]

Rofl, i haven't done anything... Yet

[Blitz]

mate too late you missed the oppotunity has to be done before 12

[Russleh]

lol my mate whos a mechanic spilled a bucket of oil on himself and then run to the boss and told him the 4 post jack thing had fell down and oil was pissin everywhere. thought that was pretty funny lol

[addz]

Lol.

This can get a little serious so didn't bother myself. I can usually make up crap without giving the slightest suspicion, since I can do that, I believe it's safe not to bother.

[Blitz]

lol my mate whos a mechanic spilled a bucket of oil on himself and then run to the boss and told him the 4 post jack thing had fell down and oil was pissin everywhere. thought that was pretty funny lol

that was well good i like that

yeah addz is right though some people can go a lil to far

[Sparky]

I said on FaceBook that I just found out I was going to be a dad but a few people spoilt it

[Blitz]

I said on FaceBook that I just found out I was going to be a dad but a few people spoilt it

like the dad idea remember doing a similar thing to an old mate she tricked me into thinking she was a lesbian so i said a while after that i just found i was a dad she was like well she can have an abortian i was like no she doesnt want to

shame about others spoiling it though sparky

[B11G KY]

Was gonna try fool all you guys and say my motor got wrietten of! but i thought i better not dont wanna gynxs it and tempt fait! lol

[mr karnage]

i know someone that told their gf that he had chlamydia and she shat herself, he also asked her if she could taste it on his.....

[LukeSR]

i know someone that told their gf that he had chlamydia and she shat herself, he also asked her if she could taste it on his.....

Mate i got a letter from the doctors yesterday about a chlamydia screening.. I was like is this serious?

[Blitz]

oh its serious mate although if you have got it its only 4 pill and your cured so no biggy

unless you ve been giving a fake name to people you been shagging cause you know then the chlamydia doesnt know where you live

[mr karnage]

a chlamydia screening letter on april fools

call them up and ask if its a joke

[addz]

I said on FaceBook that I just found out I was going to be a dad but a few people spoilt it

A mate of mine did exactly the same on FB

[Steve GT]

socks thought it was funny to text me saying someone had crashed into his glanza....i was going mental proper mad and gutted then he revealed it was a prank

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