Blitz Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 i ll start the ball rolling facebooks the best put as my status Ben: Great just found out that cold sore I got is facail herpes... Fantastic start to the month :/Danielle:Did u not know that's what cold sores are?xBen:No I did not was laughing about it the other day oh and it's uncurable :/Laura:Cheers Ben...now ive gota go doctors! You should've got checked! FFS! xBen:Laura i dunno what to say I'm sorry love, I know I ve really pissed you off aswell only gettin one x look give us a call if you get a spare couple of minutes and I ll tell you what the drs said I'm sorry babe but you ve probably got it now aswell xxxxxfooled a fair few people, my mate laura was obviously in on itAngered a fair few to when they said what you gonna do, and i said "share and share alike, cause im a really generous person" paha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Rofl, i haven't done anything... Yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blitz Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 mate too late you missed the oppotunity has to be done before 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Russleh Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 lol my mate whos a mechanic spilled a bucket of oil on himself and then run to the boss and told him the 4 post jack thing had fell down and oil was pissin everywhere. thought that was pretty funny lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Lol.This can get a little serious so didn't bother myself. I can usually make up crap without giving the slightest suspicion, since I can do that, I believe it's safe not to bother. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blitz Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 lol my mate whos a mechanic spilled a bucket of oil on himself and then run to the boss and told him the 4 post jack thing had fell down and oil was pissin everywhere. thought that was pretty funny lolthat was well good i like that yeah addz is right though some people can go a lil to far Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I said on FaceBook that I just found out I was going to be a dad but a few people spoilt it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blitz Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 I said on FaceBook that I just found out I was going to be a dad but a few people spoilt it like the dad idea remember doing a similar thing to an old mate she tricked me into thinking she was a lesbian so i said a while after that i just found i was a dad she was like well she can have an abortian i was like no she doesnt want to shame about others spoiling it though sparky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B11G KY Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Was gonna try fool all you guys and say my motor got wrietten of! but i thought i better not dont wanna gynxs it and tempt fait! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr karnage Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 i know someone that told their gf that he had chlamydia and she shat herself, he also asked her if she could taste it on his..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 i know someone that told their gf that he had chlamydia and she shat herself, he also asked her if she could taste it on his.....Mate i got a letter from the doctors yesterday about a chlamydia screening.. I was like is this serious? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blitz Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 oh its serious mate although if you have got it its only 4 pill and your cured so no biggyunless you ve been giving a fake name to people you been shagging cause you know then the chlamydia doesnt know where you live Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr karnage Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 a chlamydia screening letter on april fools call them up and ask if its a joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I said on FaceBook that I just found out I was going to be a dad but a few people spoilt it A mate of mine did exactly the same on FB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 socks thought it was funny to text me saying someone had crashed into his glanza....i was going mental proper mad and gutted then he revealed it was a prankNAUGHTY BOY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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