Tired nurse

[ToyotaTech15]

               A very  tired nurse walks into a bank,

              Totally  exhausted after an 18-hour shift. 

              Preparing to write a cheque

              She  pulls a rectal  thermometer out of her purse

              And tries to write with  it.

              When she realizes her  mistake,

              She looks at the flabbergasted  teller

              And without missing a beat, she  says:

              'Well, that's great....that's just  great....

               Some arsehole's got my  pen!'  

[wssoR]

Haha, not bad.

[gtmuzz]

haha good one

[Sparky]

LOLOLOLOL