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               A very  tired nurse walks into a bank,

              Totally  exhausted after an 18-hour shift. 

              Preparing to write a cheque

              She  pulls a rectal  thermometer out of her purse

              And tries to write with  it.

              When she realizes her  mistake,

              She looks at the flabbergasted  teller

              And without missing a beat, she  says:

              'Well, that's great....that's just  great....

               Some arsehole's got my  pen!'  

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