Xmas Mystery Boxes

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Last year I created the Ninja Shine Mystery Box and we will be doing these again as they proved so popular. Ideal for Xmas presents or just to treat yourself:

The only problem with this Ninjatastic site is that it’s stuffed with so many amazing products it’s difficult to know what to buy, especially if you’re shopping for pressies.

That’s why we’ve decided to help all you indecisive/lazy/surprise-loving (delete where applicable) types with our Mystery Boxes – packages containing a random selection of fantastic Ninja Shine Products.

All you do is choose how much you want to spend then the rest is up to us. Each box contains at least two, but sometimes as many as three or four, superb products from this site. What’s more you’ll be saving loads off the total RRP of the items inside. Brilliant!

Mystery Boxes are great news for anyone who can’t decide what to buy for friends and relatives. There’s not even that much risk involved because unlike all those ‘everything but the kitchen sink’ retailers, Ninja Shine is about quality, not quantity. Put simply, we don’t do boring.

But it’s not all about giving to others. Oh no, if you fancy buying yourself something (‘Coo-ee, parcel for Mr No-mates’) without having to hit the shops wearing a blindfold, they’re just the ticket. Think of them as Secret Santa pressies for you and you alone.

You can even choose to have it gift wrapped!

If any of you cynics out there think we’re trying to pull a fast one by off-loading old stuff we can’t shift, shame on you. Every product in every Mystery Box is currently available at full retail on the NS Shop. So there.

All we do is plonk a sack over our stock ninja’s head* and let him loose in the appropriate section of our vast, dark, shadow filled warehouse. Then we put the products in a plain brown box**

It’s that simple. And that brilliant. As Forrest Gump never said: ‘Life is like a Ninja Shine Mystery Box…you never know what you’re going to get.’

* Not really true, that would of course break Health & Safety Regulations. What really happens is we get the Mrs to dip her hand into a huge box of packaging foam filled with products and pull things out until we have passed the rrp

** This bit is true (although more likely to be a Jiffy bag)

£15 boxes will contain a minimum of 2 products plus include postage

£20 boxes will contain a minimum of 3 products plus include postage

£30 boxes will contain a minimum of 5 products plus include postage

£40 boxes will contain a minimum of 1 full size tub of Dodo wax plus 2 products and still include postage

These will be up on the site in the next couple of weeks