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Yeah tell me about it. After speaking to her friend, who turns out is my cousin, I found the whole idea behind what happened today. She doesn't think I like her as much (you know.. not that i've told her thousands of times..) and didn't want to make a fool of herself about it on her friends birthday.. which kinda makes sense. She just needs to stop being stupid and actually listen to me. Bah. I'm off to a party tonight, so hopefully I can drown my sorrows and start a-fresh

Was reflecting on love... Went and met her today.. really shouldn't get my hopes up on her Fucking women!!

Went to meet someone at the park, and it pissed down the whole time I was at said park 3 miles from my nice warm, dry house.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at every car that passes. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once they are over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso. 5. In the memo field of all your cheques, write 'For Marijuana' 6. Skip down the hall instead of walk, and see how many looks you get. 7. Order diet water whenever your out to eat, with a serious face.

How I learned to mind my own business I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on..... Some b*****d poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

Spotted this KP in the background.. my search will go on with finding who owns it

Standard manual ones go for around £2k and 4k if in realistic terms. But don't get your hopes up on the higher side of the goalposts.

Paul.. I want to just do that course for the sake of it now. Sounds like its win. Do you get a cup of tea to dip the biscuits in?

Great work as always Jay!! Quite looking forward to tomorrows instalments!

Bet all those cops following you closely are laughing at you now

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Its 5 to 1am now.. and i'm having a chillout and reflect for a while. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On is playing too Currently seriously considering spraying a Paseo Coral Rose Pearl (basically Coral Wreath) as we didn't get it in the UK but an Australian picture buttered my parcenip. G'day Pink Seo...

But its Philip, he is all about the sexual touches and peace of mind. A car is a mean of function, yet still people make them fascinating Come on Philius, get in there with the paint and get her looking all sexyness

*Phil rubs penis with glee..* By the way, heres a shot of what I was on about ^^

Comments will ruin it, so i'l remain shut

Top work Jay, it looks rather smart with that Cam cover if i'm truely honest! Phil's Team Clean status isn't working on this engine yet. Get some heat proof engine paint and rub the exterior of the block and the head down and paint it with that, makes so much of a difference its unbelievable!

I'm game, lets have a peek

I also love this car! Its so perfect, that it hurts! By far the best N/A!!

Nice V Rep, LOVE it! Looks very clean too! Liking the crystal foglights

Oooh i'm eager to see this now! COME ON JAY!!! Get ya skates on!

I'm so JDM my toilet has water colour settings. I'm so JDM I replaced the springs in my bed with Coilovers.

I think an email explaining the differences is in order. Its wrongly advertised, he better hope nobody is a Starlet fanatic working in the trading standards...

Im so JDM my condoms are made by Yokohoma

I'm so JDM that I sit on the floor.

Woaa this is no good Jim! I hope you get back on track soon and back into the full swing of what you do best; Making cars indevidual!