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Galliano

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  1. I noticed whilst just passenger in Bluebears Starlet, that it pulls well off the mark. And gives the car a cute little whine too, unless thats Nicks standardness
  2. Astonishing from that angle too Amjad! True legend that bloke!
  3. So, here's the story. . . Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie..' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £5,000.. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he c
  4. (_!_) Regular ass (__!__) Fat ass (!) Tight ass (_*_) Sore ass {_!_} Squishy ass (_o_) An ass thats been around (_x_) Kiss my ass (_X_) Leave my ass alone (_zzz_) Lazy ass (_E=mc2_) Smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_??_) Dumb ass
  5. Believe it or not, i'm in a shite mood due to the ex. I just read a few emails and posted them up . Oh I love a good joke me.
  6. What are you expecting from it? Epic power? If you are putting it in a Starlet anyway, aside from engine build, if its a sprinter it needs to be lightweight. So while your at building the engine, lighten the loom and remove stuff you dont need (air bag wires for example). That and remove everything from the interior (rear anyway) and then get a lightweight seat and remove carpet, sound deadening, door cards etc etc. Engine wise, you just want to be building for power so you want a good manifold, descent turbo, intercooler and things. Fueling you also need to get right. I vote viewing threads
  7. My college tutor (or.. shes just left) owns one.. Sounds as rough as a badgers ass..
  8. Hi I thought that you would like to hear this from me 1st and not from someone else. I know what you are probably thinking why I havenâ??t told you before now. This is confidential but it will eventually come out...... Anyway guess who is due in 2 months???????????? Santa Claus !!!
  9. An Irish bloke was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows. â??Twenty quid.â?? she whispered. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decided what the hell, it's only twenty quid â?¦â?¦ So they hid in the bushes. They were going â??at itâ?? for a minute when, suddenly, a light flashed on them. It was a police officer. â??What's going on here, people?â?? asked the officer. â??I'm making love to me wife!â?? the Paddy answered, sounding annoyed. â??Oh, I'm sorry,â?? said the co
  10. Halloween.... A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him. FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP.... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and lo
  11. I'm 17 at the end of March Can't wait if i'm honest, and yeah, only down the road
  12. Looking great mate, love the shots at WSM seafront too!! When I'm on the road, photoshoot time there!!
  13. Seeya mate, Enjoy the FTO. TRAITOR!
  14. Its naff I noticed it in the first time it was posted
  15. Project purple? Looks black in my opinion Looks mighty damn good to be honest, its very low
  16. You know i'd do anything for you Rick, but I don't have Photoshop on this laptop
  17. Depreciation sucks. 10 year ago my auntie paid £8995 for her Paseo (it was 3 years old) and they were £14k new. Now its worth about £600 if shes lucky.
  18. Galliano

    So Made Up

    Your really not taking the break up well.
  19. If were going with the stupid things..
  20. Nice start there! What plans do you have?
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