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Hou

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  1. got the pics dude, muchos gracias! And nicked it for my avvy
  2. awesome pic dude, email me it please Schlength at hotmail dot com
  3. Well I would love to say it was awesome meeting you all etc but to be honest I was shit faced and never really made it across, got to the TC tent once to get my thatch and have a quick chat with Rick. I saw Sam, bluebear and a few guys late on the sat night but I was hammered so appologies if I talked shit, think I will be with you guys next year. Although I think my Pink hat was beautiful.
  4. Be like a scene from a horror film, bodies everywhere, funny coloured liquid seeping from their bodys and you will be there kicking people to see if they are dead
  5. KEG STAND!!!!!!!!
  6. I think I just let out a bit of sex wee! That looks scrumptious!!!!!
  7. Hopefully! That or in bed very early!
  8. if you dont go then you are right royally gay and deserve to be but fucked with a plunger!
  9. Mmmmmm incest, the game the whole family can play
  10. Mmmmmm looking forward to this lovely cidery goodness! Just need to buy the alcohol for the rest of the weekend!
  11. This is beyond sick!
  12. Only if you then lick it off whilst saying: "oooooooooo look at me, I'm a diiiiiiiiirty queen"
  13. Wasn't me but great minds think alike, did you then bend him over and whisper sweet nothings in his ear? Ill even let you cum on my hairy moobs!
  14. Most people do, just as long as you reacharound I am happy!
  15. Well at least wait until I have drunken the cider............you are only gay if you push back!
  16. Sent cash now dude, will pop over to UKSC and collect as soon as you arrive, Ill be the one in the Pink Cowboy hat!
  17. They are super comfy and they have adjustable bulster supports, so when coming into a tigt corner you can just tighten it to your ribs
  18. My job is so **** unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the **** stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big **** dog to work. Every **** day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single **** day. Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t.
  19. Same here, send me a paypal addy and I can send or can give cash when I collect from you?
  20. I fitted a set to a Starlet SR, boy was that hard work, but do-able! The mounting points at the front need the locating pins removing, the lip on the front bending and they need bending inwards a few inch The rear mount nearest the centre of the car on the seats aims at the floor, but the mounting point is at a right angle to that ie bolts into the central tunnel (not sure what to call it, you will see if you look at your seats). For this I used some lovely thick angle Iron
  21. Yeah sadly I am, but I will fit in with my lovely Pink Cowboy hat! Next year will be different but this year I will be over on a regular basis!
  22. Is it too late to order a drum? I wont be on UKSC but will be popping over quite a bit so will come collect? Also dont forget guys that its a NO GLASS policy on site this year
  23. Thought as much, I ordered his tickets for him dude, get down on the thurs with us!
  24. Who are your parents camping with? I am heading down thurs dude
  25. Right cheers rick, apparently it started to knock so he turned it off and got aa to take him to a garage to get it changed
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