Ichiban

I think its repeated wednesday, not sure what time though

I have found 13, will carry on tomorrow

1.Nissan on top sign upside down

2.Fire extinguisher missing from for right of picture

3.n/s/f nismo wheel logo different colour

4.wheel missing from air tank on left side of pic

5.white screen missing from laptop again left side of pic

6.light missing from n/s/f light cluster

7.red box on toolbox at back of garage changed to black

8.swing arm on side of garage which has the air line for air gun (one on r/h side of pic) part of airline missing

9.parts trays under telementary tv's. gained an extra row

10.air pillar rollbar (o/s) drilled out hole filled in

11.number on picture of race car at back or garage missing from the door number sticker

12.floor marking changed colour

13.front grill brace missing

Got it!

the o/s rear light lens on the white car, the white bit is now red!

horray for me, the first one of these I managed to find all 10!

Damn, I can only find 9:

1.o/s exhaust pipe missing on porsche

2.n/s rear light lens, yellow section on porsche

3.bmw logo missing from centre cap

4.boot lock missing from white car

5.strap/zip around mans neck changed to blue

6.reg plate euro logo on porsche changed to green

7.3 from n/s gt3 spoiler decal missing

8.sponsor missing from very front of n/s wing on porsche (by indicator)

9.top white line to mark out road, small section missing

people who drive around with just side lights on but there fogs. its not pissing foggy it is just dark so if its light you want then put your full light on you c**k.

Mine is people who tell me not to drive with just side lights and fogs on

Old people who brake for no reason, stick religously to the speed limit and give you the scowering look when you drive past and your exhaust isn't standard

I'm not saying for them to speed or I am speeding, its a 30 zone and they drive at 25 or even 20. ARRGHHH!

Stagea Autech

kinda like this one:

I guess ichiban chooses the next one (whats the betting it'll be a mazda? )

You know, I did have a mazda lined up

I will pm lobotomy the next car

Nissan stagea 260RS (I think thats how its spelt)

Here are my guesses:

1. Exhaust on the 350z is missing

2. Fuel cap on 350z reversed in recess. The one by the castrol edge sticker

3. D1 sponsor logos on 200sx, top one is 1/2 complete

4. Skin of member of crowd different colour, 5th from left top row

5. Red sponsor by the car number of 350z brighter in colour (not sure on that but, will have another look)

yum yum, i love Glanzas.

and while you're all pussying about talking about washing your car spare a thought for poor Craig who spent the whole weekend fitting new suspension!

Yea, thats pretty bad but, I spent all weekend rebuilding my engine outside!

Sort of looks like a new civic but, they don't have ariels like that

I had one for 2 months which I was planning to turn into a sprint car a few years ago

Check the floors for corrosion. mine had massive holes in it.

You must have a lot of free time on your hands

good job though

Lol I like the fact not many people got a starlet gt turbo lol especially round my way! Yeah that photo was taken after my mum had given her a good wash lol unfortuntately shes a bit mucky at the mo cause my bf lives in the middle of nowhere lol

Hoping to get the tiny bit of paintwork that needs doing in the summer, then gonna take up to pod for the show and shine @ japshow finale in october!!

xXx

Don't forget japfest in may

your a bad bad man ecks

I think he knows he is going straight to hell anyway

Welcome to the club starlet babe

A babe driving a starlet, is there anything sweeter?

I have only just found this thread

Jesus! do any of you actually do any work!!!

When I get bored, I either take ep3's out an 'extended' road test or play a game we invented called "the mighty spoon bearer"

Try to get as many spoons in someones overall pockets before they notice not as good as some of your games but fun all the same. my record is 3 but I have had 5 in my pockets! even found one tied to the rear wiper of my car oh, the fun we have

Damn, my secret is uncovered it was only a matter of time

I though about posting that one but, I thought it was just sick

pm me where you think I got them from and I will tell you if you are right

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"

oh shit, i didnt realise he'd stacked andy's old gt! never heard anything about it, thats why it was sold then!

glad to see you're bringing her back to life mate, should point andy in this threads direction

Beat you to it mate

Holy cow! My old car!!! That fills me with sadness as it still feels like its a part of me in some small way

I never tinted the head lights, might of got pulled or something

I bet he adjusted the coilovers all the way and didn't wind them down for the wet weather

I came back for rally supercar day at castle combe last year, chucking it down. turned a corner, sod all grip, just plowed straight on. good job the tyres were grippy enough to stop it before I hit anything.

Wind them down to max soft on the dampening for the wet weather. trust me, it makes all the difference

Get the beastie looking proper again

I had to think for a second when I first heard that last one

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He aid "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No shit?!"

I'm not sure if its the same sort of setup but, this is how its done on a mazda 323 gtr (ie, my car )

http://www.323gtr.net/323gtr/html/mods_boost.html

looking at it, you may need to remove the turbo to do it

A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.

Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation ...

She is speaking in a cheery voice "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."

She hangs up the telephone, and her lover asks, "Who was that? Oh, she replies, that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip.

Semi autos, more trouble than they are worth manual on an evo all the way!

20's? jesus!

the front looks pure evil, the rear looks a bit tame

is it me or does the back end look a bit like a colt czt?

Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and this really great looking guy got on.

He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back.

The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!"

The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders."

The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"

Can't beat a HPI nitro drift package

If anyone wants a electric yokomo drift car try these guys:

http://www.microtechracing.com//product_se...e=DRIFT+RC+CARS

I don't think they have many in stock atm but, if you email them, they will be able to obtain any which they promote on their website pretty sharpish

best of all, free postage! (orders over £15 but if you are ordering a kit, it won't be a problem)