Dont you mean close your eyes Lobo?? OK here it goes, A Cucumber, a Pickle and a Penis was talking about their awful lives...... The Cucumber said, "my life sucks, when i get big fat and juicy they cut me up and toss me into a salad....." The Pickle said, "when i get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar......." The Penis said, " you think thats bad, whe i get big fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark wet room and bang my head against a wall until i throw up and pass out!!!!" Baaa Bumm Bumm Tssss