MattyCD Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 found this while seriously looking for some info on your driving test. had me in stitches (its american though but still funny)* Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. * Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!" * Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one. * Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of Saran Wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat. * When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake. * When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops!" * Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?" * After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. * Fill your car with beer bottles. * Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test. * In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.* Swear at everybody on the road.* When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and fourth between the person next to you at the lights, lean forward, grind your teeth and make animal noises Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Asad Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 mind you i do some of thm now that ive passed wouldnt recomend doing them during the test hahahah love the last one gonna try it with my mates in the car...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattyCD Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!" it gets funnier everytime i imagine myself doing that with a 50/60 year old tester Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaylee Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 and why wouldnt you pass if you did that? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Asad Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattyCD Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 i'd be tempted to say whilst i was driving"oh did i tell you i suffer from a sleep condition where i.. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 i'd be tempted to say whilst i was driving"oh did i tell you i suffer from a sleep condition where i.. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" LOL!!!A couple more:go to mcdonalds drive thru or if you want to scare the crap out of themunclip the examiner's seatbelt and do a J-turn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattyCD Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 go to mcdonalds drive thru Or call at a friends house to pick something up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaylee Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 what do ya reckon theyd say if you did do something like that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattyCD Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 who knows, we'll find out got another onewhen he gets in, ask him "Where To, Mate?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 better one:write on a bit of paper that you can't speak, reverse through the drive thru and get the examiner to order it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 who knows, we'll find out got another onewhen he gets in, ask him "Where To, Mate?" lmao you'd have to quickly whip out a fare thing and stick it on the centre console Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattyCD Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 and another onetake a bit of paper and when he marks your score at the end, mark his score for how he tested you, telling him if he passed or failed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Asad Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 thats 1 minor for not letting me have some of you big mac hahah!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I got oneLock the doors and get your cock out.hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaylee Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Lock the doors and get your cock out.what if its a man examiner n girls cant do that so girls should locked the doors n if its a man examiner .. get his cock out lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Asad Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 whatever lights your candle love....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Haha i think i just found my next career move lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 this topicfull of laughs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaylee Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 gaz: not if its some big fat horror woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattyCD Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 what if its a man examiner n girls cant do that so girls should locked the doors n if its a man examiner .. get his cock out lol and you've been wondering how girls pass their tests Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Asad Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 and get cheper car insurance...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 gaz: not if its some big fat horror woman haha yeh this is true. My dad was a driving instructor many years ago and he had some fat lady who sweated in the summer and it all dripped down her arms onto the steering wheel. He said it was like a fountain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattyCD Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 my instructor told me a story back when he worked for BSM and an instructor and learner were swapping places and the learner jumped in, started engine and drove off before the instructor got in and they found it burnt out a couple miles away shouldnt laugh but i found it funny when he told me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Haha that is funny^ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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