TC Competition

[Sparky]

I must be a contender for sure

Cracked ZEP fender, ruined carbon lip with matching scuff on bumper

Dented door, two dents in quarter panel behind it

and brand new Toyo with a bulge in it, oh and rusty engine ^^

Medium hoody for me

[Mikey Jay]

Think I'm in the same boat as Si, won't be winning any TC awards, I like my car too immaculate ;)

[Sparky]

Oh yea I have a nice engine knock (big ends) when you 1st start it ;)

Oh and the car hasnt been cleaned for 2 weeks, wa going to clean it before I come up but might not bother now

[StarletRick]

your car isnt tc sparky.

if you actually dropped a bearing whilst at jae, then maybe it would contend.

[WallaceGlanza]

My cars not been cleaned for 6 months and runs on two cylinders.;)

[Bluebear]

This is my "I-wish-I-could-go-but-I-can't-so-you-get-this-instead" entry into the TC Comp.

Learning to drift in a smashed Silvia. Origin Labs front bumper got ripped of on a previous corner, I couldn't be arsed to stop and cable-tie it back on.

Obvious that I'm going to win, so XL hoody please, kthxbai.

[ecksjay]

XL? you fat cunt.

its probably going to be a medium one, as you're all about 12 so it should suit everyone ^;

if you shack up with a bird, no, if you shack up with a random bloke, then perhaps. if its a child, then you're a winner already, and will need the hoodie as a disguise ^;

[Bluebear]

Maybe just a large then ;D

[Bildo]

XL? you fat cunt.

You clearly missed my post. ;)

I'm pure muscle though, of course. Ask Rick.

[Sparky]

OK I got 5l of oil to put it as theres none in there, I will bring the car to JAE with no oil in it and the un opened gallon of oil

And I will drill a hole through the o/s ZEP wing and cable tie the bumper back on ;)

Oh and I have 3 bolts in my steering wheel, well 4 but the threads are fucked on the one ^^

[Bluebear]

You clearly missed my post. ;)

I'm pure muscle though, of course. Ask Rick.

*sniggers*

[ecksjay]

if you're buff then you arent tc. if you've lost an arm because you got attacked by some sort of mutant fish creature (perhaps a cross between an aardvark and a west indian manitee), then you may possibly be slightly tc.

who knows.

also, as soon as i have confirmation of designs (tomorrow) i will post up pics of the prize. it should be mint.

we MAY have them for JAE, we may not, i don't know yet, we've paid stupid amounts of money (had to order a minimum amount) to get them so im hoping they can rush them through. If we do have them, score, if not, no tears, we'll just post it out to the winner ;)

Bribes may also work, such as drugs, alcohol, hard cash or hookers. If you bring your girlfriend along and offer her for pies, that 'may' help sway our decision. No promise however.

[Gaids]

if you're buff then you arent tc. if you've lost an arm because you got attacked by some sort of mutant fish creature (perhaps a cross between an aardvark and a west indian manitee), then you may possibly be slightly tc.

who knows.

also, as soon as i have confirmation of designs (tomorrow) i will post up pics of the prize. it should be mint.

we MAY have them for JAE, we may not, i don't know yet, we've paid stupid amounts of money (had to order a minimum amount) to get them so im hoping they can rush them through. If we do have them, score, if not, no tears, we'll just post it out to the winner

Bribes may also work, such as drugs, alcohol, hard cash or hookers. If you bring your girlfriend along and offer her for pies, that 'may' help sway our decision. No promise however.

I'm bringing my Girlfriend down - she's called mark and he's a filthy bastard. He likes to get flung about like a wet tracksuit. He'll open your eyes to a thing or two. I'd need to haggle for atleast 2 Hoodies for the Mark Kennedy experience.

Deal?x

[ecksjay]

Deal.

[Sparky]

Got a nice patch of cum on my bonnet for ecks to lick

But my bottom end has gone it would be TC to get towed all the way though

I need an engine by friday HELP!!

[ecksjay]

pwned.

[Spoonz]

car is just TC it sits there and says nothing just looks at u funny and if i say 1 word wrong she will just blow up.

Always on edge lool

[ecksjay]

sounds lush mate ^;

[Sparky]

Bit like what my car did 2 days ago

Its just too TC for JAE

[StarletRick]

theres no such thing as too much tc.

its more a case of how much can your body physically tolerate before it is oversome with epic power, crippling you for ever.

also.

[ecksjay]

agreed.

if there's too much, you won't know about it, because you would have been vaporised long before then anyways.

I CONCUR.

[ecksjay]

by the way guys, as a teaser....

^^;

[Spoonz]

nice!!! if my car wasnt sucha bitch i would be there <<<just pure TC

[ecksjay]

they're ube mate, simple yet blatently tc. it'll be brighter pink also than in the pinks, neon highlighter pink, which is lush. cant wait for em to arrive ;d

[Spoonz]

neon pink FTW