ep91face Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock, HBOS and Bradford & Bingley in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. Koi bank are reluctant to give any details, whilst HariKiri bank are making a killing However.... Sperm banks have reported an increase in deposits as there are a lot of bankers with time on their hands! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nic1.3 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 HAHAI knew someone was gonna think of sumthing funny to say sooner or later to say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 funny stuff nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 haha that is a good one ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 classic, printed, taking to school tomorrow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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