SpeedFreak Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycleshave changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidsonmotorcycle? 'Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noiseand pollution and can't run without a road?'Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.''Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension2. It chatters constantly at high speeds3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Knew what the joke was before I opened the page :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedFreak Posted October 16, 2008 Author Share Posted October 16, 2008 Well check u out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 lol good one, not heard that before Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 *random outburst in the office* ohh my... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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