Bildo Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude. The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game. He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun. A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. "But it's not for me to question his story." She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation. Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...mp;in_page_id=2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheezeitthedog Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Well thats just creepy! Could make a joke about good old priests here but Im too scared and clenchy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bluebear Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Fuck it, Bildo is scaring me too muchEnzo, give him his fucking news section so his depravity doesn't spill out into the rest of the chillout room Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 You just prooved my last post in your other thread ;) Like fuck was that an accident he was doing himself with a potato the sick fucker ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedFreak Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 What the hell is with people in this world!! LOL.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheezeitthedog Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 What the hell is with people in this world!! LOL..More like what the hell is with 'religious' people in this world! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jozinobi Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 American Potato???What next rofl.Joz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 ... i like to see how this went...welll me an the lads were sitting watching tv... i farted.. they werent best pleased and told me not to do it again...its came about that i happend to fart again... boy was i up a gum tree.. they stripped me down and plugged my farter with a potato!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 American Potato???What next rofl.Joz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 i heard about this..now who, might i add, hangs god damn curtains in the nude?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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