andy.i Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing. Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza Al Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I couldnt get away with any of them Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Lol. some wicked ones there. Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 hahaha quality!but my mrs would see right through them straight away and i'd get a cuff up side the head lol!Phil. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Reeppoosstt Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 HAHA thts quite good man.. no doubt id say them lol Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 ^ you have. Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 humm true i said something bad to my ex last night lol Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 that why shes nicknamed "Ex" ? Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 no no she thought being back with her ex would be better.. not even a month down the line shes back saying im bored and dont knw why i left... ill say no more about the fellow apart from a cat probably got one bigger.. Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 scale image of that dudes penis- Link to post Share on other sites
ecksjay Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 that sounds very much like every meal i've ever had. Link to post Share on other sites
paulgtt Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Reeppoosstt Yep I posted this up a few weeks ago Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 PMSL at Love, man u crack me up!Phil. Link to post Share on other sites
dubdan Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 ohhhhh man they are funny me and our lass are gonna remeber some of these when we goto her family do!!! hahaha Link to post Share on other sites
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