Callan Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 lol, usual day at college right? Nope, well first of all i had to refit a head onto a fiat brava(lancia based unit with the camshafts mounted into the cylnder heads-x2) so was doin that and i heard this WANK!! corsa sri pull round the corner( ive seen it before like a year or so ago)so its knocking its tits off and instantly i know its bottom end and just fucked, we did a check all over it inc mot checks and heres whats wrong with itits a 1994 corsa sri in home sprayed diy black, has courntey wheels and is decked, has 2 odd wheels too,tinted lights, tints and skirts and gsi spoiler etcpassed its mot on 12/11/2008!!Camshaft welded together after 2 valvescompression low on 3 cylnders 120psi dry test and 160 on oneheadgasket pourusshell bearings very wornsump gasket non existantmajor play in n/s/r wheel bearing2 alloy wheels buckeledrear handbrake assembly not completecut springsleaking front shock cv boots perished and bodged with duck tape and cable tiesrubber bushes sevierly perisheddrivers seat not securly mounted, 1 bolt holding insteering coloum major playsteering boss major playgearlinkage selector brokenhandbrake mechanism not securly fastenedwindow tints over 75% all round exc windscreensunstrip over 10"rear light lenses heavily tintedrear light earth majory corrodedprevious accident damage o/s/f and o/s/r chassis leg,poor welding previous weld on n/s/f foot wellrear number plate light not effiecentrear number plate illegaltyres under 50% of treadheadlight n/s/f not secureETC ETC few more bits and pieceslike exhaust section held together with speaker cable and jubilee clipsbelieve it or not the lads only 17 and has had the car 1 year and hasnt a clue lmfao, he says he wants it repairingbut the list is endlessGOOD side thoI FOUND A TD05 16G ON A WORK BENCH!!!! and im gonna rob it on thursday if its still there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 lol should have gone up and knocked on his window...KNOCK KNOCK?WHO'S THERE?YOUR BOTTOM END Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Callan Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 It wasnt the dude who owned the car driving was a twat who i hate in my course, he thinks he knows so much about VAG's he doesnt even think that fuckin 2.9 vr6's exist!!! ive owned more vws than him LoL...other than him everyone else is spafe yO... he recons insurance doesnt change until your 21 too and that my starlets shit because its a 1.3 and wont be able to hold 1 bar on stock turbo lmfaoThe lad who owned the car came in with his mate and mummy later in the day and was named and shamed by my tutor, ohh my god!! his face went red lmfao and his mum was disgusted, his mum wanted to scrap it, best thing for it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dean @RW-Developments Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 All that and no pictures? Cant beat a bit of bodging You'd have a fucking heart attack if you seen mine ;)lol the art of using cable ties ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintin_SR Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Like a fucking ninja with them lol.lol you ever use supper steel? its ausum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 and you are trying to sell your car TinTin sounds like a great corsa, il buy it for £3.99 incl delivery, oh, il give him a cadburys flake too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 and you are trying to sell your car TinTin sounds like a great corsa, il buy it for £3.99 incl delivery, oh, il give him a cadburys flake too.Why rip yourself off? A flake has more bhp than a Corsa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintin_SR Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 and you are trying to sell your car TinTin haha its not like my car is made of it!!! used a bit when i snapped m plastic tab offits a chemical metal you can drill and tap it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Callan Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 seriously its not even worth scrap value, didnt have my phone in my overalls to take pics it didnt ''LOOK'' that bad until you investigated lmfao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 sunstrip over 10"?? Must of been a dodgy MOT, no way would all that go wrong in 2 months Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Callan Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 yea i know, was majorly bummed, cant think of one good part on it tbh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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