How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[Galliano]

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at every car that passes. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once they are over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your cheques, write 'For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall instead of walk, and see how many looks you get.

7. Order diet water whenever your out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.

9. Sing along at the Opera.

10. 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you have 'A Headache'.

11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I WON!! I WON!!'

12. When leaving the zoo, run to the carpark screaming ' RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE'.

13. Tell your children over dinner that 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go'.

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity..

14. Pick up a box of condoms in the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask 'Where are the fitting rooms?'.

[Russleh]

where did you get all thos from. i know i was on a website ages ago with loads of stuff like that. like fun things to do in a lift etc lol but cant think where

[Sparky]

Some of those are quality

[Steve GT]

lol at the cash machine one and the condom one was pretty funny too

[Nanglebadger]

haha quality!

Phil.