nutnut Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing, and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her, and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually, she managed to gasp for air, and screamed, "What did you do that for?!" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Haha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 lmao funny as fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Hahahaha!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 gud job it wasnt the other way round now that would have hurt lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 hahaha awesome!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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