Mondays Joke

[LukeSR]

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son playing

with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who

want off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop! And all of

you sons of bitches, who are getting on, get your asses on the train because

we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of

language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to

stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train

but I want you to use nice language.

"Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with

his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All

passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a

pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,

remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are

pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...

[Michel_M]

LOL

[Blair]

good one

[Nanglebadger]

hahahaha awesome!

Phil.

[Sparky]

[Raz]

LMFAO!! Nice one lol

[Ryan5793]

[nutnut]

Good one

[Steve GT]

hahaha thats a good un

[Guest cheshireglanza]