LukeSR Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son playingwith his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches whowant off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop! And all ofyou sons of bitches, who are getting on, get your asses on the train becausewe're going down the tracks.The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind oflanguage in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are tostay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your trainbut I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing withhis train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "Allpassengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was apleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have apleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who arepissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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