Raz Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 As some of you know i help my bro out with pizza deliveries when busy most of the time i am in the shop. I got gived a delivery for Elstead Mill which is a hotel type mill thing. It's pretty far for a pizza delivery which is why i got given it, it's far out in the country side (hence mill) So i go there and there are 3 chavs in the carpark sitting in a Renault Laguna with a blown mani/exhaust lol. i got out and ask them if they are the ones who ordered pizza? They go "no" in a paki accent lol. So i carry on to the staff accomodation block and go inside to the door it is normally and knock and a lady shouts coming or something, like usual. So did the delivery etc and got to the car they are still sitting there staring at me.. how strange normally the carpark is deserted with densly populated cars around the middle. sat in the car and reversed and noticed the chavs are also reversing go round the tree to towards the exit and they come infront and go real slow but fair enough i was going slower then them because the road is made out of bricks, but then he suddenly floors it and waits at the giveway for me when i get there he wheel spins off and in my typical reaction to such i think to my self "FUCKING CHAVS UNDERESTIMATING THE CAR" and proceed to my journey back to the shop. I go and then notice they are stopped ahead. I attempt to overtake but he floors it again fucking comes infront of me and slows down. At this point i got pissed of and thought no more Mr nice driver and push the High button lol and carry on behind him keeping well back as i din't know when he will slamm the breaks, so shortly after he did slam on the breaks my car is auto did a kick down and wheel spun past him giving a long blast of horn (bearing in mind big cars couldn't touch me on this country road in my diesel golf) thats how many times i've been there! they then attempted to chase me but no fucking way were they able to come near me and after about 2 corners couldn't see them in the mirror anymore! then carried on going at normal speed about 40 (the limit is national speed limit) so they caught up with me but i was turning right so i indicated and stuff did the usual and looked in the mirror just before i turned and there they were going past me on the right fucking side!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING BASTARDS!!!they could have fucking wrote the car off and possibly me fucking retards!!!:'( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 As some of you know i help my bro out with pizza deliveries when busy most of the time i am in the shop. I got gived a delivery for Elstead Mill which is a hotel type mill thing. It's pretty far for a pizza delivery which is why i got given it, it's far out in the country side (hence mill) So i go there and there are 3 chavs in the carpark sitting in a Renault Laguna with a blown mani/exhaust lol. i got out and ask them if they are the ones who ordered pizza? They go "no" in a paki accent lol. So i carry on to the staff accomodation block and go inside to the door it is normally and knock and a lady shouts coming or something, like usual. So did the delivery etc and got to the car they are still sitting there staring at me.. how strange normally the carpark is deserted with densly populated cars around the middle. sat in the car and reversed and noticed the chavs are also reversing go round the tree to towards the exit and they come infront and go real slow but fair enough i was going slower then them because the road is made out of bricks, but then he suddenly floors it and waits at the giveway for me when i get there he wheel spins off and in my typical reaction to such i think to my self "FUCKING CHAVS UNDERESTIMATING THE CAR" and proceed to my journey back to the shop. I go and then notice they are stopped ahead. I attempt to overtake but he floors it again fucking comes infront of me and slows down. At this point i got pissed of and thought no more Mr nice driver and push the High button lol and carry on behind him keeping well back as i din't know when he will slamm the breaks, so shortly after he did slam on the breaks my car is auto did a kick down and wheel spun past him giving a long blast of horn (bearing in mind big cars couldn't touch me on this country road in my diesel golf) thats how many times i've been there! they then attempted to chase me but no fucking way were they able to come near me and after about 2 corners couldn't see them in the mirror anymore! then carried on going at normal speed about 40 (the limit is national speed limit) so they caught up with me but i was turning right so i indicated and stuff did the usual and looked in the mirror just before i turned and there they were going past me on the right fucking side!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING BASTARDS!!!they could have fucking wrote the car off and possibly me fucking retards!!!:'(That bit about the accent made me laugh lol atleast you're ok, I'd have just turned round and fucked off as soon as I saw a load of pricks in a car park like that, especially on your own! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bildo Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'd like the time it took me to read that back please. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raz Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 LMFAO!!^^ You were expecting to read something about where i crashed or got killed lolSte I had to do the pizza delivery! i have calmed down now and got over it but thinking about it and how many ways it could have gone wrong :S Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukerobz Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 wankers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paul. Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 safer just leaving pricks like that OR you could get out and do a bit of boxing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blitz Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 chavs mate my dad has a diesel aygo which i have stolen off him while my cars getting fixed went to fill up at shell and some saxo roared in the car park giving it large filled up and went to pay the lesser chav had stopped to get rizzla and as i payed was getting close to me trying to impress his mates and egoor look alike gf in the car, went to get into the aygo and he reved the small engined (not even VTR) saxo i went to move forward, and he rocketed forward to get to the exit first then was like you wanna race, im like mate im in a diesel aygo????...... YOU HAVE NOOO CHANCE loland he wheel spun off i was like whats the matter with these people :/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raz Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 Had i known all that was coming would have got the 16" wheel wrench from my car lolSome people just fucked up man. THey will learn one day but it will be too late then!! They would have sent someone to the heavens and families stressed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paul. Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Had i known all that was coming would have got the 16" wheel wrench from my car loli like this mans thinking^^^^^^ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craig_N Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 To be honest no point thinking about what could have happened because it didnt you were lucky the idiots didnt hit into you ive never really had any thing like this happen to me must be pritty lucky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Nothing new in the home town of the squaddies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raz Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 Happens all the time to me addz but not so serious that have ended in seconds with them going another way to my self. Friday and sat night is crazy, there is a punch up at almost every pub or club and 90% of them are squaddies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Evans Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 nob heads....... was the pizza still warm with a speedy delivery?? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I can imagine bud, I have mates who live in Aldershit and they hate it to bits, it's one worst places to live around here especially if your not ''white''. I remember they once come to my town to start havoc, they got in a punch up and then they fucked off in the trains, darn right. Guildford is equally as bad, they are scattered around there on piss up nights. What can you do when your own country plots these thugs in such towns, they go to ''defend'' our country and fuck up there own - fail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
durmz Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 im sorry but u seriously made ureself sound like a tool, u complain about them being idiots, but u were just as bad, u reacted to it. stop drippin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raoul Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Should have given them a free garlic bread.TO THE FACE! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 LOL ^^Knobheads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meston Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Most people arent very hard when you've ripped their key out the ignition and dragged them through the window. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fulham4eva Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Most people arent very hard when you've ripped their key out the ignition and dragged them through the window.sounds like somethin that happens rnd aberdeen alot :harhar: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fulham4eva Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 havent had 2 many idiots about lately, but as i was leavin work last night got offered a blowjob from 2 13 year old girls to give them a lift home :harhar: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Evans Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 i take it you took the offer up then :harhar: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I would of, they are 26 if you add them up :harhar: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fulham4eva Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 i take it you took the offer up then :harhar:I would of, they are 26 if you add them up ;)lol i just laughed at them and said i'd end up choking you 2 death ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 havent had 2 many idiots about lately, but as i was leavin work last night got offered a blowjob from 2 13 year old girls to give them a lift home :harhar:Haha - you pimp.Seriously they would have been in good use in 3 years time, you take their numbers down? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I've been offered alot more from 13 year olds.. I love being 16 - I'm not far off their age. Having said that, not been near any of em... I have msn and numbers ready for 2013. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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