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www.team-paseo.nl occassionally www.street-stylers-southwest.co.uk often as there are alot of toyotas on there now www.detailingworld.com when i wanna look at pure sexyness cars.. clean www.ukstarletclub.com whenever im on interwebs

yeah, a good price for a paseo is a hairline over £1000 now tis a shame, good for me when i come to want another one though

you look like the dude from the monopoly... heres me and mum last friday

if you are sensible with a pub carpark, and have a meal or something - they wouldnt have a problem with you

that why shes nicknamed "Ex" ?

Mikey have you seen Autotrader? low miles, good condition, not molested - £1200

aww you bought it a carbon snorkle, predicted floods?

^ you have.

Welkom hier

they make it look cleaner when they are silver if im honest :/

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ahh sorry bud, completely forgot that will be sure to add that in next time anything comes up

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Merry Xmas Guys...

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gimme a shout bud on the lips front. name a price and i might be interested in buying the kit off you should you not mind splitting it

looks good mate, im liking this motor

your my man aswell Sparky on a serious note, this is shit news, hope its all fixed soon man

as said before, the lip really suits it, rear lip is agreed though springs next .. oh and centercaps

im sorry but Glanza_991's glanza really is an awesome machine, i think its close to Mc-Chu's (now stripped) glanza, in looks standard anywhos!

thats my old splitter looking good Chris

i shall buy one when im on the road, no point having it on a car thats SORN